The Quotes Thread 3: Fuck You Kravis

[Revival]

Boom. Toasted Kravis.

Quotes Thread for Triumvirate Roleplay, for anything IC and OOC.

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Arglack - "One day i'll star in the quotes thread"

"If this is a field trip I didn't get my mom to sign the permission slip" - Aussie

"I'm already Eighteen" - Pepper

"Add Replies! What do you think we did before?" - Revival
"Your Mom." - Sly

"All I Do is Hit Her." - Sly

"Can I-" - Revival
"No." - Lapis

"Of course I followed you, you wanted to Fondu." - Sly

"I don't know whatever the fuck you just said Revival but Shut the fuck up." - Kravis

"I literally Came In" - Lapis

"I'm sorry Did I just hear you say a racial slur?" - Sly

"All of the above, thank you." - Lapis

"Well this is just depressing to look at." - Kravis

"My names Edmond and I hate this game." - Sly
"My Name's Cody and I Want to Die." - Revival
"MY NAMA JEFF!" - Pepper

"I had a daughter, then I died... It was a Bruh Moment" - Pepper

"That's right, Choke." - Lapis

SysMod-039/2: hmm today i will crush my infant son with a rock - Caws

"How many hot dogs are there" - Sly
*Moans* - Andrew

"He actually is asian that's the funny part!" - Agathon
"Tachinkasauras (Revival Wheezes in the background)" - Sly

"Do not put that in the quotes thread Revival!" - Lapis

"Do you guys- actually hold on go away revival." - Lapis
"Awww." - Revival

"Yeah, cause that's my baby... Oh my god that's a spatula get away from me." - Sly

"At least it's not IC..." - Revival
"It Might Be... It Might Be..." - Sly

"I SAID YOUR CAT WAS CUTE MOTHERFUCKER" - Revival

"OH MY GOD ITS ANOTHER FUCKING BAT" - Kravis

"I just love being an absolute white male." - Kravis

Cpl Wilhelm Osborne radios in "Incase I don't know...this happens? What size are you?"
Somebody radios in "Hewitt: Big enough for your mom."

"I need actual facts. I need it sent to literally everyone. I need it sent to Meachum." - Sly

"Hey uhhh Navalon can I show you what I do?" - Arglack
"No you're butchering him stop it." - Agathon

[SlyCoopr]

"BUURP" -Kravis
"God I'm gonna cum in my own mouth." -Me
"Excuse me?" -My Wife

[Lapis]

"You ever take one of those shits where it's a rough shit and you just look in the toilet and there's this little creature and you're like 'what the fuck' and you realize you've been pregnant for the past 9 months but you're not ready to be a father so you just flush that shit down the toilet?" - Sly
"I'm tryin to eat." - Kravis

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